bekah's journal.

stupid, stupid drivers

my thrity min. commute today took an hour. here's why:

1. yuppie women think that christmas is the best thing ever. yes, an excuse to go to LENOX and spend hubby's money on ridiculous crap...and CAUSE TRAFFIC JAMS. (my 3-5 minute stretch of road took 20 mins).

2. big 16-wheeler trucks think it's cool to whip in and out of traffic and NOT USE BLINKERS. thank you very much (HE nearly hit ME...yet i was the one who took the step to avoid an accident.)

3. ambulances that just won't wait for traffic. for example, ambulance drives just around the speed limit down a road. get to major intersection. decides they don't want to wait. turn on lights and cross intersection. turn lights off. go on merry way.

4. IDIOT. $*@#$&#*$&#@&$*#@&$*#7 . Mr. LEFT HAND TURN ONLY LANE decides he wants to take a RIGHT on RED and cross over three lanes of traffic (on RED, mind you) and CUT ME OFF in the process. All the while I'm honking my horn like crazy. (how many traffic violations is that? i'd arrest him immediately.)

5. another mr. DOSENT KNOW HOW TO MERGE...runs me off the road...just because. who knows? not really sure why.

6. slow drivers. slow slow slow. goes 15 mph through a 45 zone. thank you very much. my one stretch of open road and you decide to ruin it for me.

oh, and
7. slam on your breaks in the middle of a huge puddle and cause me to hydroplane. thanks.

okay, i'm a very bitter, stressed out driver sometimes. lol. i'm aggressive and if you dare do something stupid like the above, i will honk my horn at you like you've never heard before...and i won't stop till everyone around is looking at you and thinking, "gosh, what an idiot!" of course, they may think the same about me, but frankly, i don't care. you're the stupid one. and YES...all of the above (except number 7) happened on my "30 minute commute." what a nice way to shift from job/school to 2nd job. angry and on caffiene. *grin*

i'm not all as mean and cruel and selfish as i sound. not always. *smile*

posted by bekah @ 4:00 AM