not...quite...all there.
okay, so i busted my butt this weekend to find a good outfit for an interview.
i receive a text from bond while sitting in the parking lot.
bond: how are finals going? you'll do awesome, girl. almost done!
bek: i'm about to go into my interview. then presentation tonite.
bek: oh no! i don't have any mascara on!
bond: don't worry. they don't like mascara.
need help at being a girl.
--b
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Apparently, I do too. And apparently, just having blond hair is not enough. Apparently, to be "girly," we have to act blond, too.
To h--- with it all.
don't stoop to acting blonde, girl. (did i just insult myself? you know what i mean, though *grin*)
lower the heel, higher the IQ.
those of us who forget mascara do so simply because we have too much on our minds...too busy thinking about more important things in life. *smile*
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